Dude ! MY CELLULITE IZ SO EFFIN GR9 YO !!!
HEs funny ! talented ! funny ! tall ! funny ! weird ! kute ! funny ! AND an Alien Robot frm Shortbeach, Jupiter !
he waz like my favorite freshman lastyear ! nd NOW hes my favorite effin Sophomore this year !
dude he's gr8 !!!!!!!
ahhhhh !! *wiggiling n my chair* MY CELLULITES AWESOME ! ILY DAVID !!!
im feelin good !!
ps: My cellulite iz MY cellulite . .not yours ! nd he's ONE of th FEW greatest FRIENDS ever !
